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(Lesson: Lose rationality, be faithful to instinct)
-Should I sit here again? -Who? You?
Do whatever you want.
Isn't it funnier if I sit back there?
(Sigh)
(Embarrassed)
-I was just thinking about my condition. -Oh, really?
What's wrong, Kyung-hoon?
-What's wrong? -My desk says "Super Junior is the best!"
The desk that says "NS Yoon-ji is amazing" is mine.
Oh, I think I wrote this.
Oh, really?
What do you think that's about?
Isn't that the sound a boar makes when it's coming?
(Stomp stomp stomp stomp)
(Ho-dong appearing and disappearing (?))
(Acting that lacks a bit)
(Acting like he's on the stairs again)
-Ho-dong, come up! -Ho-dong, come up now.
(Dead-end staircase!)
Just pass by!
Why didn't you help me out?
I was going to pass by, but my knees hurt.
-You can't go down even if you wanted to. -Then an escalator.
(Is an escalator possible?)
(Escalator has been set up)
(Trying hard)
(Big brother is working hard behind the scene)
It's good, huh? Was it good?
(Hee-chul appears)
(I saw that, too)
There's a ladder here and there.
Ho-dong, you won the fifth Cheonhajangsa and seventh Baekdoojangsa.
On the internet, people are asking who would
win if Ma Dong-seok and Kang Ho-dong fought.
Hey, even when a zombie sees Ho-dong, it'll go the other way.
(Ho-dong train heading to hell)
Who do you really think will win?
-No one knows. -It's a close match.
Ma Dong-seok, come visit our school once.
I'll let you experience something interesting.
Let's fight man-to-man!
Come on!
I'm quite close to Dong-seok, and he's freakishly strong!
To be honest, he has better shoulders than you.
No way. The moment Ho-dong grabs him, he's doomed.
Fighting and wrestling are two different things.
Dong-seok is really good at fighting!
What did you say?
Ho-dong, you pick on people weaker than you, but Dong-seok fights for justice.
Hey, don't you know Kim Doo-hwan? The two of them were about to fight.
(Punch!)
(Bolt out of the blue)
Sang-min is defending me, but why aren't you? Who are you to not defend me?
He picks on weak people.
(The weak kid (?) who expresses his unfairness)
Why is Sang-min the only one defending me?
I was just about to!
-Sang-min was the only one defending me. -He could definitely go against Kim Doo-hwan.
(Grab)
(Shocked)
(Slap)
(I should hit when I can)
(They usually can't hit me)
(Ho-dong's bragging of strength ended up in pain)
Ho-dong gets hit a lot.
It's ridiculous.
-What's this? -Why'd you bring this?
You're going to eat again? You brought crackers last week.
Now you're going to fry eggs?
-Can you give me this frying pan later? -Why?
-I think I'll need it. -You should buy one already.
(But I like this one)
(Bashing his attempt to bring all props home)
Do you not have a frying pan at home?
I don't have this size.
-He said he doesn't have that size. -It doesn't cost much.
They're not going to use it anyways.
Nobody knows my stamina. I wasn't filming that day.
-Oh. -I wasn't there. He wasn't there either.
Then you guys should have the final round.
(The stamina test is back again!)
Yeah, what's the point of Ho-dong fighting well? It's all about stamina.
(Enduring the longest time with eggs on the knees)
(An experiment measuring the strength of the thighs)
Is this right?
(The game of Stamina King)
I have strong stamina.
My legs are starting to shake.
Kyung-hoon has the most stable position.
(Silently enduring Sang-min)
I feel like it's going to fall out.
My legs are shaking right now.
(Time progressed with the brothers' chatter)
(The competition of the extremely serious men)
My back hurts.
-We need to take out the chairs. -Should we?
Yeah, they need to use their back strength to endure like this.
-They should've started like that. -We'll take out the chairs now.
Seriously?
(Flustered)
Take them out at the same time.
(Nervous for some reason)
-We'll take out the chairs now. -Seriously?
(Flustered)
Take them out at the same time.
(Nervous for some reason)
One, two, three!
(Ssamja's pride has been cracked)
Out!
Kyung-hoon got egg on his pants.
(Holding in their laughter even with Ssamja's slapstick)
(Presenting him with the frying pan and the egg)
I don't think I can make it. I'm laughing too much.
What does this have to do with stamina anyways?
At one, you'll sit, and at two, you'll come back up into this position.
(Interesting)
One.
Two.
(Sang-min is out!)
(The 2nd Stamina King Kim Hee-chul)
Returning home in glory!
To my future wife: you're very grateful to me, aren't you?
I'll make sure to protect our family as much as this egg cracked.
I love you, my future wife.
You'll protect your family as much as that egg cracked? What does that mean?
You should've said that you'll protect your family unlike that cracked egg.
Watch what happens when you get a divorce.
The day you get divorced is your death day.
What happened to you? You're young.
I have too much strength.
-Yeah, you couldn't control yourself. -I'm way too strong.
(Transfer students are quietly entering)
(Transfer student Im Soo-hyang)
Kyu-Han!
(Transfer student Lee Kyu-Han)
(Uncommon transfer students)
(Tap! Tap!)
I don't know what to do!
(Cringing)
I feel like both of them are acting.
We'll introduce ourselves.
Do you want to go first?
-No, you go ahead. -Okay.
I'm Lee Kyu-Han from Mystic High School.
I was close with Yeong-cheol at my previous school,
but I heard he was having a hard time here.
No, I survived.
The two of you are from the same company.
I think there was some kind of communication between you two.
-No. -I think there was something exchanged between you two.
It was the first time a celebrity called me right
after I had agreed to come out on a program.
(Mortified)
(We thought something was fishy)
My manager asked if I want to come out on "Ask Us Anything,"
and I said yes. Three minutes later, Yeong-cheol contacted me.
"I heard you were appearing on "Ask Us Anything.
Make sure to put me in the spotlight. Help me out."
Stop controlling everything!
If this was some kind of lottery, he would've definitely controlled the results.
You'll be locked up then!
So he rigged things.
Yeah, he controlled the variety show!
Laughing when it isn't even funny.
It's okay because, even if he did control things, he won't win first place.
Hello, I'm Im Soo-hyang from Weekend Queen High School.
You're from "Five Children?"
I have five kids. I'm the only woman, so I came to receive some male energy.
We have Min Kyung-hoon here. He's a bank of male energy.
(Able to get a loan 365 days a year!)
I was very curious about Kyung-hoon.
Me? Why?
Just.
Kyung-hoon, go and shake her hand to welcome her!
(I'm going to go shake her hand right now)
(Welcome to Brothers' School)
(Smiles automatically)
(Slap!)
(Partner helped him out!)
How did it feel to shake his hand?
I felt nervous.
Thump thump?
Soo-hyang is very kind for saying that.
I watched "Ask Us Anything" before I came here,
his antennas were so cute.
(Soo-hyang fell for Min the Snail's antennas)
(His fingers are moving already)
I wish I can see them.
The same actions bring different responses from other people.
We despise seeing this, but she likes it.
You despised that?
Then would we like it?
(As expected you and I don't match)
Who did you appear on "Strong Heart" with?
All the Super Junior members.
-I was there, too? -Yeah.
I was there, too, huh?
-When were you there? -I was there.
What's the point of that?
(Mumbling)
Jang-hoon, can't you film a commercial with that?
In a cockroach commercial, people spray this and that, but you say,
"What's the point of that?
With this spray, you'll kill everything."
(Sympathizing a hundred percent)
I like that. It's a good idea.
If you get an offer to film a cockroach commercial, would you?
I would if I wasn't the cockroach.
Then I'll be the cockroach! Me!
-Come on, Sang-min. Don't be like that. -I'll do it!
(Let me film a commercial, too!)
I'll be the cockroach.
-You can be it. -Okay.
You be the cockroach, and I'll spray you.
Go ahead. I'll never die.
(Jang-hoon is useless against Yeong-cheol the cockroach)
Since this is a boys' school, there are many questions for her.
You didn't watch the show, huh?
You should've watched the episode where Jong-hyun and Irene come out.
I heard Kyu-Han can do good vocal mimicry. He's better than Yeong-cheol.
Kyu-Han is very good at it.
It wouldn't be fun if a guy did a vocal mimicry.
No. Can't you still do it?
Can't you do it for me?
-Do you want to be the only one to see it? -Yes.
I'll show you here. Come down.
(Successfully concealing his talent. More curious now.)
Don't even have any interest.
Just tell us who you're going to imitate.
Just tell us what you'll do. We'll listen to you like you're a radio.
It's the first time I'll do Song Seung-Hun on broadcast.
Try it. I'll watch you.
-Did you watch "Autumn in my Heart?" -Yes.
In there, Song Seung-Hun...
(Kyung-hoon gets up from his seat)
(He goes to the front...and lies down?)
(Bump)
(Acting like a Ssamgu again)
(Still goes on)
(What was that sound?)
So it's like that.
(Awkward...)
What was that?
-Let us hear it, too. -I couldn’t hear it.
Why is he working so hard today?
Soo-hyang is your style, huh?
I thought someone was coming to look under my skirt.
I would never do that! I'm not that kind of trash!
(Gets up suddenly)
Kyung-hoon, I was wondering why you weren't coming out.
Say hello to Kyung-hoon.
Kyung-hoon is good at singing, too. Want to see?
(Kim Hee-chul, achieved imitating the top of Ssamja's head for four weeks straight!)
(Ssamja picks himself (?) up)
(At last Kyu-Han reveals his vocal mimicry)
In "Autumn in my Heart,"
there's a sad scene where Song Seung-Hun can't tell Song Hye-kyo he loves her,
and it's the expression in the moment when he's just about to cry.
Don't worry, okay?
Okay.
You have to be happy, okay?
(The two actors are getting emotionally involved instantly)
Eun-suh...
I will pardon your sins.
It' similar.
I think I know what he means.
Okay, I acknowledge it!
I thought you were trying to be a pastor.
I thought your jaw dropped out.
(Dropped Jaw in my Heart)
He used to open up his mouth a lot before he cried.
What about you, Soo-hyang?
Eun-suh...
I told you act properly when you came here.
Okay, I'm sorry, but I can't do vocal mimicry.
Wait. Do you two know each other?
-Yes. -Soo-hyang and I are very close.
How?
Do you guys hang out?
Hee-chul, can't you just live as a woman?
I think I'm closer to girls.
How do you know each other?
Has it been about four years since we've known each other?
Yes, I think it's been about four or five years.
We hung out in Busan, too.
-Why? -Because we're close.
So how did you two get so close?
-Just the two of you? -Why are the two of you hanging out?
-Why are you two close? -Why would the two of you just hang out?
-How did the two of you get close? -Was it just you two?
Have you two hung out together?
-Yes. -Yes, we hang out often.
Often? But you're busy these days.
Hey, you're talking a lot today. It's the first time you're challenging me.
Next time, let's drink together.
Tell us why you two got so close.
Then why did you get divorced?
Can't I be close to her?
(Jang-hoon sowed the wind and reaped the whirlwind)
Why? Can't I be close to her?
(If you meet, you must separate, too)
From the way I see it, it was because of personality differences.
(Shoot to make sure he's dead)
Soo-hyang, tell us the truth. You have a boyfriend, right?
-No. -No?
Even if I have one, I don't, and if I don't have one, I don't.
Kyung-hoon really doesn't have a girlfriend.
He could have one.
Even if I have one, I don't, and if I don't have one, I don't.
Are you two already...?
Hold up. I think my ears are turning red.
(He's cute!)
It's the same for us. Even if we have wives,
we don't, and if we don't have wives, we don't.
Not for me.
I went too far.
I think we need to cut that part out.
Are you two...? Are you two...?
All right. That was edited out.
("Ask Us Anything" that is being born (?) from a veteran's hands)
(Evaluating Kyu-han's enrollment first!)
His reason for enrollment is Im Soo-hyang.
(Oh my)
I think there's going to be competition between Kyung-hoon and Kyu-Han.
A love triangle?
Can I say the partner you don't want?
Kim Yeong-cheol.
I want to sit next to a well-off person.
Who's well-off here?
Everyone but you.
(Suddenly angry)
Everyone but you is okay.
"Yet he and I become partners!"
(Hit it right off)
(Will he be able to avoid Yeong-cheol?)
We're going toward Korea's top actors.
Actress Im Soo-hyang has come to visit us at Brother's School.
Name: Im Soo-hyang.
Affiliated with Weekend Queen High School.
Her reason for enrollment is important.
-Let me show him so you guys know I'm not kidding. -It's true.
She said she's curious about Kyung-hoon and wants to have fun with everyone.
Why are you wiping your lips?
She's interested in him, and he's interested in her.
Then you two are definitely... Ne Ne Ne Ne Ne.
And I want to play with all of you guys.
When I watched you guys on TV, you guys were having so much fun.
-That's why Gook-Jin and... -That's right.
(Kim Gook-Jin and Kang Soo-ji admit they're dating)
On our program, a guest and a student can start dating, too.
There can be a couple among us, too.
She doesn't want to be partners with Seo Jang-hoon.
The reason is...never mind.
I'm close to his ex-wife, so I heard about him.
-Why are you two close? -I learned martial arts at Shaolin Temple.
That's right. Hararang...
(Now he's resigned)
(Ho-dong doesn't miss an opportunity)
(Stubbornly explains)
-I don't know since I didn't watch it. -You didn't?
It was fun.
Yeah, it was fun.
Then you must have heard a lot about Jang-hoon.
I didn't hear a lot about him.
She was very careful of him.
That's cool.
Stop it.
(Ho-dong is about to start again)
I told you to stop.
Wow, it looks like you'll lose to Jang-hoon.
(The giant's Herculean strength from personal matters)
She was careful with her words.
(OK. Good!)
Her future hope is to live happily and age gracefully.
It means she wants to be pretty all her life.
When you see beautiful elderly people, you can see how well they lived.
("The process of their lives appear")
Later when I'm older, I want people to say that I've aged gracefully.
I read an article about a famous old celebrity who had a lot of wrinkles.
After the photo was taken, the photographer said he would get rid of
her wrinkles, and she told him not take her beautiful wrinkles away.
That was very cool.
Sang-min, I think you're too confident right now.
(Destroyed the atmosphere with his confidence)
(Sent him to the variety show trial mercilessly)
You need to reflect back on yourself.
(Ruined the moment so is being sent to a variety show shelter!)
A good thing about us is that we listen to everything.
I think Ho-dong changed a lot. Did he used to listen to people well like that?
Before, he used to cut you off right away.
(Scissors are prepared for editing!)
I don't think Ho-dong was like this during his "Strong Heart" days.
What was he like then?
I think he was a bit scary,
but I was a rookie back then.
Ho-dong, you aged gracefully.
(Soo-hyang keeps on picking him up and putting him down)
You look very comfortable now, and I like you because you resemble my dad.
What on earth did you to do make everyone afraid of you?
I don't know! I don't know what I did!
Did you hit them with a bat?
(Big boss (?) with a scary past)
(No way)
During break time, he would call me over and be
like, "Hee-chul, you can't react like that."
Smack! Smack! Smack!
(Shocked)
I'm going to get in big trouble if you do that!
People will really believe you!
They will?
(His heart has become soft, too)
Kyung-hoon, tell them it's not true.
A long time ago, he called me to the back of the building.
Did you get hit?
(Ho-dong just sits on the ground now)
I didn't talk that much back then, so I thought I got in trouble for that.
Just stop there.
(Kyung-hoon, you had a hard time, huh?)
Let's take a commercial break!
(Continuing the story!)
"How much do you make by singing?"
And then?
I told him, and he said, "Forget it. Go."
(Ho-dong's words that returned like a boomerang)
Yeong-cheol, am I that kind of person? Sang-min, am I that kind of person?
Of course not.
Do whatever you guys want.
And everyone else can imagine whatever they want, too.
I don't know anymore.
But it's all good since you said I aged gracefully.
I think you guys are curious about me, so I'll
give you some problems about me. Guess the answer, okay?
-Sure. -Is there a reward?
There's a reward, right?
Buy something, like a fan, for us.
Sure, I'll do whatever you guys want.
Let's make it a kiss on the cheek.
Okay, fine.
-Sunny and Shin-young did it, too. -Okay, fine.
You're going to give us a kiss on the cheek as a reward?
It's going to be one muddy fight.
(Shocked by the immediate discharge of male energy)
(Changed into a saiyan full of male energy)
Come on!
I'll give you the problems now.
There's something I do a lot during my day.
I know! Seeing that her teeth is white, she flosses a lot.
You take out everything in there.
(I'm an actress, too, Hee-chul!!)
You look in the mirror and do this.
The thing you do the most in a day?
I know.
You're sensitive to smells, right?
-Yes. -And you like perfume, too.
You check your breath.
(One more psycho here~!)
(Angry hammering)
(Everyone checking their own mouths)
Everyone, try it! You never know!
I'm glad that Kyu-Han is here because I never
used to laugh when I looked this way before.
(Evidence clip 1)
(Evidence clip 2)
(Hee-chul was shadowed by the shade of laughter)
It's nice to look this way and laugh.
-You had lost your smile when you were with me. -Yeah.
I know. You take out the dirt from between your toes.
What's wrong with you?
Whoa. It feels a bit weird since she's behind me. Going peeing frequently.
(Everyone is snorting!)
(But...)
It's similar.
(Amazing twist)
I think he has a godly talent. How did he guess that one?
What he means is that even when you pee
frequently, you still feel like you have to go.
Why? Why would I need to go?
You drink water and keep going to the restroom.
Right!
Even if she kisses my cheek, I won't feel anything!
Then pass that chance to someone else.
I drink a lot of water.
How many liters do you drink?
There's no such thing. I just keep drinking it.
I feel a bit nervous if I don't drink water.
I drink a lot of water, but I frequently urinate, so I'm water deficit.
The man who will quench your thirst is right here.
(Kyung-hoon quietly takes his water bottle)
(Oasis Kyung-hoon who will quench Soo-hyang's thirst?)
Quench her thirst, Kyung-hoon.
Why would you drink that? You're supposed to take it to her!
He wants to deliver it with his mouth.
Oh, mouth-to-mouth!
(Was that Ssamja's big picture...?)
Soo-hyang, since when did you know you were pretty?
Since I was in sixth grade.
Were you popular?
I kind of blossomed then.
But people like Soo-hyang who already look old from the beginning
are able to keep that kind of appearance until their later years.
No, no, no. I have a friend who always looked old since he was
in elementary school, but he ages even more as he gets older.
Bringing up
How old does he look now?
He looks like he can be my father right now.
He really looks like my father.
So you can't be at ease after hearing such things.
Oh, really?
I think that spot suits Kyu-Han more.
-It's natural. -Yes, it is.
I forgot all about Yeong-cheol.
I think it's natural that I sit here, too. Can you see me?
I feel like this has been my seat all this time.
Then sit there every week.
(Rivals for the (working) seats!)
What did I do when I first met Hee-chul?
I don't remember either.
On a show?
Yes, we met on a show.
-So something done on a show? -Yes.
Staring contest!
-Did I get it? -It's similar.
I know! Exchanging looks.
It's similar!
Exchanging laminated teeth.
(Excuse me?)
(Explained further with luxurious acting)
(Funny, but no!)
I know! Crossing your eyes in the middle!
No!
Wiping your eyes with your tongue.
(Trying hard)
That's dirty!
(It was a joke)
Some kind of exchanging looks?
Exchanging sexy looks.
Correct!
I don't know about a sexy look, but Kyung-hoon is number one at wicked looks.
(Able to do any looks)
-Show us that look. -Show us that look.
Okay. Then how about we have a competition for sexy looks?
-Really? -Yeah.
Im Soo-hyang versus Kang Ho-dong.
The moment you turn, it starts.
-You can't avoid their eyes, right? -If you avoid my eyes, you're out.
If you avoid their eyes or smile, you lose.
Ready, set...
(Showing off her sexy gaze)
(Exploding with shyness as soon as he turns around)
I can't do this because I'm too shy! I'm a fool!
But you look at your wife like this.
(Here in front of Soo-hyang he's a calm lamb)
I don't have any experience with this.
Ready...
It's supposed to be sexy, right?
Show her a man's sexy stare.
(Contest starts)
No, no, no.
(Masculine beauty emitting)
(Stop the contest)
(Presented us with a new world of sexiness!)
He used his hand!
Wait a minute. He used a hand when he wasn't supposed to.
Therefore, we'll have a re-match.
But starting from the next round, you can use your hands.
-Okay. -Ready.
Start!
(Blowing gently)
(First attack. Second attack.)
(Defense succeeded)
Don't make any sounds.
What is this?
(Lost after his rival spoke one word)
Why? You should've won. Hey, it was a rematch. You should've won.
You did all that. You should've won the re-match.
You think you're ridiculous, too, huh?
(About to die)
(Soo-hyang won after enduring it well!)
(Acknowledged as the best part!)
-Are you ready? -Let's do this!
Ready!
Show her what a truly sexy man is like, Kyung-hoon.
Start!
(Contest starts!)
-He looks cool. -He's being pretty serious.
(Two people who seem like drama protagonists)
Oh my goodness!
(Using his antennas to seduce (?) Soo-hyang?)
(Man and woman who are heatedly staring at each other)
(Everyone feels like they're watching a drama at this moment!)
(Zooming - in)
Hold on!
(As soon as he comes, she avoids his gaze!)
(This drama is so fun)
(Soo-hyang, lost shyly(?)!)
Then you lost.
Yes, I think I lost.
Her face turned red!
Hey, Soo-hyang! Let me see!
Why is your face so red?
I was surprised.
She's pretty.
Because you lost, you have to reward him right away.
(Leaving to get his reward!)
(Clasping his two hands together and closing his two eyes tightly)
(Whispering at that moment)
(Appearance of )
-One. -You have to lower yourself.
One. Two...
(His dimples appearing because he's so happy)
("She's...no, he's coming")
(Kiss)
(Something is rough!)
(Extremely disappointed)
We're on the same team!
(Plan succeeded)
It was obvious that it was from a man!
(Still laughter is blossoming because of Kyung-hoon)
I look for something every time I drink beer.
I know. A man?
No.
You look for me.
(Deep sigh...)
(The shade of laughter that filled the classroom)
He doesn't even take a break.
He has one freakishly good fitness.
(The shade of laughter that is always passionate!)
It's something you look for?
I always need it.
Hidden pictures.
(Grows serious)
While you're drinking...
(The atmosphere suddenly went UP)
(Acting his best until the end)
I think you suit being in that seat.
He made two hits in two at bat!
(Hard-working Yeong-cheol's rival!)
-Should I give you a hint? -Yes, this is too hard.
I think a lot of people look for this.
I forgot all about Yeong-cheol.
He doesn't even take a break.
He has one freakishly good fitness.
(Has lived in the shade of laughter for 36 episodes!)
("I can do it")
(I can overcome the criticism and jeering)
("It's time to show gagman Kim Yeong-cheol!")
Please answer it.
Squid!
I have squid!
-Someone get me earplugs! My ears hurt! -I have squid! I have boiled eggs!
Yeong-cheol, you're doing very well since you're sitting there.
I have Sokcho sem-dried squid, too!
-Stop it! -I have squid!
I can rest now.
(Yeong-cheol you're amazing)
-Sokcho semi-dried squid! -I have Sokcho semi-dried squid.
I can rest for thirty minutes today.
Yes, please do that.
(T...This wasn't it?)
Rest for thirty minutes.
The bottle opener.
-No. -Spoon!
-No. -I know!
I know!
-I'm 100% sure! -What is it?
Straw!
You got it!
I drink all liquids with straws, even water.
-I can't drink them without a string. -All liquids?
Stew, too? Do you drink stews with straws, too? Like kimchi stew?
When she drinks that, kimchi will get stuck in her throat.
You eat ramen then drink the soup like this.
That spot is usually not that funny.
No. You're good.
Yes, I always look for straws.
Okay, next problem.
One man fell for me because of this.
Your money?
-Your eyes. -No.
-Your body? -No.
I know. Your hands and feet.
Really?
Which one out of the two? It's similar.
-I know! -I know!
Your feet!
Correct!
Why is it your feet? Are your feet pretty?
Yes, I think I have pretty feet. That man said
his ideal type is women with pretty feet.
When female guests take their socks off, Sang-min abruptly gets up to see their feet.
You like feet, too, right?
I like healthy feet. Cute feet.
(Suddenly takes off his sock)
("How about my feet?")
Come look at a foot that is size 300.
(All attention on him)
Ho-dong, your feet is really pretty.
-Huh? They're pretty.
(Admiring Ho-dong's feet)
Weren't you an athlete? So how come your feet are so graceful?
Do you get foot massages?
No, I don't.
-His feet are really clean. -His feet are pretty.
I never took care of any of my body parts before.
(Soo-hyang is also showing off her feet!)
(Acknowledged with having beautiful feet!)
My feet are not only pretty.
Then?
I can pick up anything with my feet.
Oh, pincer feet?
Your toes looked really long.
Yes. You know, things like this. I can pick them up.
(Lightly)
Anyone can do that! You have to pick up something like a needle.
You need to be able to do the chopsticks with your toes.
-That's easy. -What? This?
(Easily picks it up)
(Unrestricted)
Let me try it.
(Bringing out competitiveness)
Drop it. Let it down.
-Here. -Drop it. Let it down.
No one can do this? I can do it. Huh?
(It doesn't work.)
This doesn't work!
Do it properly!
Don't try to be funny.
It's healthy to do this with your feet.
Then let's play a game.
(Each item has a different score!)
(Use only your toes to move the items!)
(Only the items moved will be scored)
(The person with the highest score wins!)
(Lee Kyu-Han vs Lee Soo-geun)
-Ice is a hundred points, right? -Yes.
Then how about...
if I pinch my opponent right here?
(Hit bull's eye in one strike!)
Isn't that a thousand points?
(Hold on)
I didn't see it. Did you do something with your fingers?
I didn't catch that. What did he do to me?
(Kyu-han's 3rd hand!)
Ready.
Start.
(Tried to get the ice. Gave up quickly.)
-Water bottle is hard. -Straws are hard.
I'm only going to get the straws that Soo-hyang likes!
(My type)
(Trying his best to catch up)
(Yeong-cheol giving tips without stopping)
Get the ball. If that's too hard, go for the pens.
(Can't focus thanks to the cheering)
(Game ended!)
(Kyu-Han: 330 points. Soo-geun: 590 points.
-Lee Soo-geun won. -I won!
It's too bad for Kyu-Han.
(Hold it in...)
Okay, get ready.
(Look here)
(Displaying his sock with a hole in it!)
(Yang Hee-eun's "Evergreen Tree")
The country's MC wore a sock with a hole in it to make people curse at his wife.
Ready. Set...
Go.
(Rub repeatedly)
(Moving them by sticking them to the bottom of his foot)
(His throat is suffering more)
(It's a big fish~!)
(Watching something interesting)
(The horrible shriek that bothers people is an option)
(Sang-min's foot is lost)
You're good!
(Trying to get the ice to turn the tables)
Game ended! Stop!
You did well!
(Ho-dong: 520 points)
Wow. He got a lot.
(Sang-min: 180 points)
Truthfully, you need to use your toes and not stick them on the bottom of your foot.
(What did you say?!)
Hear me out.
That rule hadn't been decided yet, so you can go onto the next round.
Starting from this round, you need to use
your toes. You can't stick them to your foot.
(Kang Ho-dong vs Lee Soo-geun)
I don't have a lot of straws! You have a lot of straws!
It's the same thing!
Then I can decide the spots, right?
No, you can't!
You can't put them up like that!
(What's wrong about this?)
(Soo-geun is also picking things out)
Look at Soo-geun.
(I found it)
(Using a clip, a bouquet of straws is completed)
Come on now. Let's not go that far.
How can you do that?
(So you'll be like that, huh?)
Then I'm just going to lift this like this.
(Both are tense)
They're the symbol of expedient.
They keep trying to come up with ways to be expedient.
Start!
(Ho-dong's attack!)
(Step!)
(Starting with a muddy fight)
No! No! No! I can't grab it!
Do it slowly!
(Ho-dong is smoothly moving the items)
(Ping-pong ball that became one with his foot)
It went and came back again!
(I'll lose at this rate...)
Four. Three. Two.
Three. Two.
(The strategy of turning tables!)
(Great reversal!)
(Suddenly full!)
(Oh my foot)
(That kind of strategy!)
(Honorable injury!)
(Total score: 2130 points)
Soo-geun, I acknowledge you! You won!
(Cleanly acknowledges his defeat)
Lee Soo-geun enters the finals!
Thank you!
Since we're in the finals, let's spin around ten times before we start.
I want to see Kyung-hoon's antennas.
-Ten times. -Get ready.
Ten times?
Okay...stand up.
Let's hear the warnings from Min Kyung-hoon and Lee Soo-geun.
(Long, heavy sigh)
(Being old-fashioned)
(Warnings, exchanging looks, video letters are required)
I can't watch these two kiss.
I will make sure to win. Watch me a moment later.
Okay, and Soo-hyang.
I was the one who suggested this game, so I
will work hard to show you that I'm the best.
Min Kyung-hoon.
I will capture her lips.
(Burning)
(Look at him)
Look at his ears.
Did you turn the heater on in your ears?
Are they bleeding? Isn't that blood?
(Embarrassed)
Show us the determination that you must win this fight.
Hurry up! We have thirty more things left to do!
Aren't we going home?
Let's go home!
I've been calculating, and we have 7 hours and 30 minutes of filming left to do.
(Warning pose 3 hours + exchange of looks 3 hours + video
letter1 hour and 40 minutes = 7 hours and 40 minutes)
Show us a warning pose. One, two, three.
(Flap, flap)
(I'll try my best)
(The actress's resolution!)
(Dimples are fully blossoming)
(At last the game resumes!)
Let's make video letters to your family.
(Endless compulsive summoning of the year 1990)
(Fit of rage)
Ho-dong, since the game isn't starting, I'm getting a panic disorder.
Ho-dong, let's just start! Sang-min has to take his
medication! Hurry up! You've dragged this on for too long!
You act like you're going to start but you're not... -He's getting a panic disorder!
We have a patient here!
I sincerely apologize to you.
Get ready. In your positions!
Start!
(Starting by turning 10 times!)
Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten.
(Soo-hyang couldn't see his antennas and does outrageous motions)
(Train to Tray)
(In the middle of wrestling the floor)
(There are three fools here)
(Kyung-hoon's toes that woke up first)
(Soo-geun woke up, too, and is now struggling)
Did Kyung-hoon do that?
(Concentrating)
(Standing up the water bottle and moving it)
(The three of them are using all their strengths!)
(Glance)
Im Soo-hyang made the water bottle stand up.
(Throwing)
(What's wrong with him?!)
Hey, you can't do that! That's cheating!
I'm throwing out the things that I won't pick up.
(A handful of just straws!)
(Will Kyung-hoon win with his strategy? Or will the best Soo-hyang win?)
(Maybe it will be an unexpected result?)
(Who will be the last one to smile?)
(Game ended!)
Step back!
1,2,3.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13.
Winner's Min Kyung-hoon!
(Congratulations.)
Next up is
Kyu-Han.
Sit anywhere you want.
Me?
(Where I want to sit?)
She's looking at Ho-dong.
Why?
It's not like that!
You should've already moved.
I know, I'm sorry.
No.
I want to sit with Ho-dong.
What?
I want to sit with Ho-dong.
What?
(Change in destiny.)
So, Kyung-hoon has to move?
Do I go back to my seat?
Make up your mind.
I...
(1 girl and 2 boys...)
(Start of a cruel destiny.)
(Who will she choose?)
I'm sitting next to Kyung-hoon.
That's much better.
Ho-dong is sitting at the front now.
I was rooting for Ho-dong.
I guess Soo-geun will be more comfortable.
(No one's paying attention.)
Kyu-Han, you can do whatever you want.
(I need attention...)
Is he drawing?
Is art our 2nd period?
Is he good at drawing?
He sucks.
That's Ho-dong!
It's time to answer my questions.
When Soo-hyang was asking questions,
you guys were great and
full of energy.
Now that it's my turn,
if questions are guessed too quickly,
(Bored already.)
and if you guys don't take it seriously,
then,
I have this special flick.
Don't!
For people who's not funny.
No way.
(Complaints erupting.)
That makes things worse.
None of us would say anything.
It won't air.
If you don't say anything for 10 seconds.
(Special flick.)
I got hit by it before.
His fingers go in your head.
It goes in your head then out.
(His flick is already notorious.)
(First question.)
What do I care about the most
when I'm wearing clothes?
What could it be?
Got it.
Fit?
No.
Got it!
Matching colors!
No.
So close!
Socks?
Nope.
Brand?
Does brands matter?
That's Yeong-cheol.
Got it.
Is he crazy?
I'm gonna get it.
Should I just sit down?
It is too fast for my taste.
(Dangerous.)
You could go home early.
Go for it.
Length of your pants?
Nope.
Got it!
How you feel that day?
That deserves a hit.
He needs to be flicked.
(Come here.)
That could be important!
Should I take off my glasses?
Of course, or it'll break.
It'll break?
Listen to the sound.
(Bulls-eye!)
(Didn't I tell you?)
(Lingering pain.)
That was too much!
That was so hard!
Am I bleeding?
His forehead is dented!
What's with this?
(Gotten even uglier.)
What's with the question?
(Hilarious.)
Can you hit his mouth with it?
Get his teeth.
I think I need to go home.
No one cares he's leaving.
(Yay.)
I need to go to the nurse.
Yeong-cheol's happy.
He's getting the attention.
Did you plan this with Kyu-Han?
(Premeditated?)
That's possible.
Now that I hit Yeong-cheol, I'll stop.
(The terror is over.)
That's not fair!
Everyone needs to be hit!
(Yeong-cheol made us laugh. That's enough.)
Let's get it now.
(Thanks Kyu-Han.)
When he's putting clothes on?
Most people who likes clothes like I do,
care about this too.
Fabric's material.
Hit him!
That wasn't even funny.
Got it.
You have to
tuck everything in.
(What's that?)
Tuck into your pants.
Like this.
(Former fashionista chimes in.)
Like Ji-Chang.
(Ji-chang's style.)
That's a good idea.
(Feeling you by the Blue.)
(No more questions?)
(They're excited by themselves.)
I'll give you a hint.
I saw the last episode.
Jae-hoon probably won't care.
Ho-dong!
Not wearing underwears.
Almost there!
Me!
Its color!
Correct.
What?
Underwear's color.
(Here.)
A kiss!
Kiss!
No thanks.
Wait.
What color does it have to be?
What kind of a question is that?
It's not like that.
When I'm putting on clothes,
I would like my underwear to have a
similar tone or
somewhere between my top and bottom.
I wore all black today so
I wore an black underwear.
I have underwears in Evert colors.
I bet I have the best underwear here.
How much was it?
(I'll show it to you guys.)
Real Madrid.
Really?
It's what Real Madrid players wear.
(Slightly worried.)
They sold it once in home shopping.
It's fake!
I'm serious!
They had a special deal.
Just look at it.
(He even takes it out.)
This...
This is an underwear worn by
soccer players.
Six of these were...
Nice fabric.
$127.
Really?
So around
He should at least wear nice underwears.
(It'll take me to good places.)
Second question!
Not so long ago, I...
Went to a sauna.
I was really embarrassed.
Got it!
Someone who recognized you went,
hello!
(Embarrassed by a sneer?)
No, that part of me is unbelievable.
(Yeah right.)
You went to the women's sauna?
(Then he should've been arrested.)
He was confused.
You were too dirty?
That could be embarrassing.
The answer could be
the complete opposite.
You went to a sauna and went,
I'm so clean!
I'm talking to myself, don't hit me.
You scrubbed yourself too hard
and you ended up bleeding!
Wrong.
Because you guys are so bad at this,
I'll try to
act it out as a hint.
I went into the sauna,
(Confidently walks in.)
(Retreats.)
A pocket? When you're naked?
Where did he put his hands into?
Got it!
Did you...
You know waxing?
You had to do it for work.
You had already cleaned(?) it there.
The answer is...
Because I got a Brazilian wax.
It was for a photoshoot and
its theme was summer.
I have a lot of hair on my legs.
So I went to wax my legs.
But the difference between
the whole body and legs only
was only $20.
So I was pretty satisfied.
But...
I went to the sauna.
Around 20 people in there
just stared at me.
So automatically I went...
(Automatically shrinks himself.)
I ended up walking like this.
Third question.
Which part do I want to
play in the future?
A cruel villain.
Psychopath.
No.
Kevin Spacey's perfect crime.
(Volunteers to act it out.)
What was that?
Usual Suspect!
From now on, when you say an answer,
please act it out.
From the movie Friends,
Like Jang Dong-gun,
Stop. He ate a lot.
(Working hard again today.)
I felt his stomach.
I think he did eat a lot!
(Saved by eating a lot.)
Got it!
Horror movies.
(Sang-min tries his best again today.)
Sang-min, just a little more!
Got it, ghost!
Close.
A zombie?
Act it out.
(Ssam-gu zombie.)
Correct!
Really?
Show us!
(Action!)
Open your eyes first.
(Transformed into a zombie.)
(Virus spreading.)
Wow, that's great.
(Out of control.)
(Chaos.)
That scared me!
(I'm scared.)
He's even crazier than Kyun-sung!
I'm disappointed that
Train To Busan
didn't cast me .
One of the scenes could've been
just as good as Hollywood movies.
That's true.
Imagine if he did it seriously.
(That's why we...)
Emergency patient at train 11.
What's that?
(Kyu-Han the zombie. Coming soon.)
(Awestruck.)
That was great.
How do you act like a zombie?
You need some snaps.
(Needs to be rigid.)
Like a Transformer.
Someone look at Yeong-cheol.
(Yeong-cheol always tries his best.)
You can continue.
Then you need to start running.
Shouldn't we kill zombies?
I'm invincible.
Why don't you try?
Then who wants
to try?
How can anyone follow that?
Then, Yeong-cheol.
He's the only one.
(1st. Yeong-cheol zombie.)
(Infection has begun.)
That's scary.
(Overwhelms the audience with his looks.)
(Extreme fear.)
His face is perfect for zombies.
He really looks like one.
(2nd. Flower zombie.)
Action!
Jang-hoon's sleeping.
(New virus. Sexy zombie.)
He's so weird.
(Goes towards his target.)
Get Kyung-hoon.
(Ssam-gu infected.)
Faint.
(Ssamgu's a zombie.)
Soo-hyang!
(Instinctively moves.)
(Can I bite you?)
(Strange zombie.)
Just bite her!
Soo-hyang's infected!
(Virus is fast spreading.)
Her neck just snapped 90 degrees!
A zombie!
Come here!
(I want to be bitten too.)
(They all want to be infected!)
(Bite me first.)
(Finally saw Ssamgu.)
Kyung-hoon!
Kyung-hoon...
He just ran out!
(He's pretty good.)
He runs too well for a zombie.
Last question.
I want to challenge
Soo-geun in something.
What is it?
Describing with your body?
Like a quiz?
You do use your body.
Use our bodies?
Soo-geun's good at this game.
Got it.
Dance battle?
Let's go.
(Let's get it.)
He's pretty good.
(This isn't my intention...)
I can beat box.
(Beat box added.)
(Dance battle. Kyu-Han vs. Soo-geun.)
(Soo-geun goes first.)
(Tiny dancer's fancy footwork.)
I lost.
(Soo-geun wins!)
He's the best at doing that!
It's a game
Soo-geun played not long ago.
I thought I'd be good at it too.
I know.
Hand fencing?
You do use your body.
(I got it.)
I know what it is.
I know because it's mine.
Are you serious?
I loved that program.
Changing clothes quickly!
Correct!
How did you know?
I love that show!
He changed in 10 seconds and even
posed like drinking coffee.
Ready,
go!
(Big reveal!)
(10 seconds magic.)
(Changed everything from top to bottom!)
(Wow.)
In the Real Men,
I was famous for getting into my gear.
He's fast.
He was the fastest.
He was even faster than
real soldiers.
Then how about Soo-geun and I
play that game?
(First match of changing quickly!)
(Jang-hoon vs. Ho-dong.)
How many seconds?
20.
That's a long time.
In 20 seconds,
I could even take a shower and get dressed.
Ready! Get set!
(Start!)
There's a zombie in here!
(Fighting the zombie alone.)
No!
There's a zombie in here!
(He's too tall. No point in cover.)
(Open!)
(How much did he manage?)
You just put a shirt on?
(Jang-hoon changed his shirt.)
(Ho-dong changed his pants.)
Pants and a shirt.
I think Ho-dong won this round.
(Because he changed his pants.)
He couldn't finish.
(Ho-dong turns around.)
(He has something on his butt!)
(Gathering around for a rare sight.)
(He has a tail!)
He's a squirrel!
Look at that!
I thought he was a fox.
I thought he was Justin Bieber.
It'll take forever to unbutton your shirt.
This game is highly anticipated.
Kyung-hoon vs. Hee-chul.
Ready!
(Creeps up...)
(You scared me!)
10 seconds!
This is impossible.
(Pants intercepted!)
(How much did they manage?)
Open!
(Hides behind the curtain.)
(But it opens up.)
(I'm too embarrassed.)
What's wrong?
(Desperately wants to hide.)
This is impossible.
(Embarrassed.)
How is this possible?
(Main match up!)
(Kyu-Han vs. Soo-geun.)
Kyu-Han, it'll be hard to beat Soo-geun.
Because,
he doesn't care if he exposes himself.
He considers his skins as his clothes.
He has no fear of getting naked.
(Before the match begins!)
Let's see a simulation first.
20 seconds.
Ready.
Go!
Pants are off.
4 seconds 75.
(Confident.)
(He's good...)
Stand by.
(Kyu-han's turn!)
(Surprised himself!)
Judging by the simulations alone,
Kyu-Han wins.
(Kyu-Han wins with 2.22 seconds!)
Ready!
How they're placed is important too.
Kyu-Han vs. Soo-geun!
(Can he hold his crown)
(from the challenger, Kyu-Han?)
(Best seat in the house.)
Soo-geun's having a tough time.
I think he's struggling.
(Soo-geun walks out!)
(Changed both top and bottom!)
(Kyu-Han succeeded too!)
(Confident.)
(Unbelievable!)
(Nervous at the skills of his rival.)
(Number of buttons will decide the winner!)
(Soo-geun: 2 buttons.)
He got one.
No wait.
Is this one half?
(Interesting.)
But what matters here is
he buttoned it in the wrong spot.
So we'll count it as one.
Not two.
Kyu-Han has more quality.
Soo-geun was faster.
(Hard to decide on a winner!)
Tie game! Rematch!
Ready?
(Changing back to the uniform.)
This is so intense!
(Clash of titans intense!)
I finally met my match.
I'm nervous.
I never get nervous.
I don't know why, but I am.
Soo-geun's good.
Taking off pants
is really hard.
(Kyu-han's ready to go.)
He's good.
He even calculated the angles.
The world
champion deciding match.
20 seconds.
Ready.
(Focused!)
Start!
Tons of time left!
You still have time!
It rolled in!
10!
I lost!
(Something's going on here too.)
(Kyu-Han finished with 2 seconds to go!)
(Wow.)
(Soo-geun did it too!)
(He's already out...)
(Unbelievable.)
(Detail check to pick a winner!)
Don't touch anything.
Don't touch anything!
I'll judge Kyu-Han first.
His shirt is...
It's on backwards!
It's not.
It's on the right way around.
Buttons are...
One, two, three, four.
Perfect.
And the zipper...
Also perfect.
(Perfection.)
Let's look here.
His shirt looks good.
Shirt is good.
Buttons...
Could be a new style?
But...
The zipper is...
I'm sorry.
I don't zip up during summer.
(His own air conditioner!)
I never zip up during summer.
(Shocked that he lost.)
Accept my challenge next time.
Anyways, the winner is...
Lee Kyu-Han!
(Final winner, Lee Kyu-Han!)
(100% ad-libbed.)
(No script. no manners, no senses.)
(Hot summer.)
(Full of items to fend off heat!)
(Welcome, first time at the beach?)
(8 flirty men.)
(Vacation Inside.)
Guys come here!
(Beach!)
(Most famous beach song!)
(Ask Us Anything on a beach.)
(Everybody!)
Summer!
I heard there are a lot of hot girls here!
Where's this?
This is a beach!
A beach?
Yup!
(One more time!)
(Automatic harmony!)
(Vacation begins!)
Why are you in shoes and jeans at a beach?
(Fashion terror!)
Just go.
What year are your clothes from?
He's the one who collects tent fees.
Is he Japanese?
(Looks out of place.)
Long time no see!
I am Mr. Niko Niko!
Mr. Niko Niko?
Alligator!
Alligator! Be careful!
(Method acting begins!)
Careful!
Ho-dong! Watch out!
Be careful!
(Cold.)
Catch.
You catch!
(Rage.)
(For not getting involved!)
Today's
Kyu-han's birthday!
(He's actual birthday.)
We need to dump him in the water!
Let's go in the water!
(Water.)
Grab him!
Happy birthday!
(Wait. Here...?)
(Perfect teamwork.)
It's not my birthday.
Happy birthday.
(Tailbone dive!)
Swim to the shore!
(Writhing in pain!)
Isn't the water cool?
(Ceremony of happiness!)
Shark!
(While they appear to be happy,)
(they're really not.)
(Silence...)
Let's go, this is boring.
Let's go home!
I thought it was full of hot girls!
There's no girls here whatsoever.
Where are they?
They'll get here soon.
What kind of girls do you guys wanna meet?
I'll hold off for now.
You're 20, you should find love.
But when I was 18,
I went through a tough break up.
I need more time.
You loved someone in 11th grade?
Was she on school TV?
Did I say something wrong?
You could've!
That's true.
A lot of schools have school TV channels.
They do!
Lots of them.
When I'm still young,
I don't know who but,
I have to meet this girl.
Who?
Lee Hyo-Jin.
(Si-hoo's mom?)
Do you think it'll come true?
I don't know.
Every Lee Hyo-Jin in the country
must be really nervous now.
(Ho-dong alert!)
My wedding!
Kyung-hoon, who do you want to meet?
I like sexy girls.
You haven't changed since elementary!
He only likes sexy girls!
Why are you like that?
Everyone likes them, don't they?
That's why we're at the beach.
How about Sang-min?
I'll pass.
Why?
Love is a luxury I can't afford.
He's too young.
I need money.
For what?
Pay off my dad's debts.
(Depressing.)
Don't think about that today.
Sure! Forget about it!
Let's go to karaoke. I'm bored.
(Appearing in front of tired people,)
(goddess of the beach!)
(Frozen.)
Excuse me.
(Too shocked.)
This is my spot.
She's wearing too much clothes.
Seriously, she's so pretty.
Why don't we go get her number?
(8 men who want girlfriends!)
(Mission: Get her number!)
Excuse me.
Here's the beer and
radish you ordered.
I didn't order anything.
That man
over at that table,
sent this for you.
(Gentleman!)
Is this...
Is this seat okay?
I'm okay here.
There's a better seat over there.
(Wow...)
I apologize.
Are you serious?
You just farted!
(Being rude is his strategy?)
You're so into me!
You farted, didn't you?
(He's stinks at this.)
(Enjoying by himself.)
Didn't you just fart?
What's wrong with him?
(Even his friend feels bad.)
Did you know
the heaven is on a full alert now?
Why?
An angel disappeared!
(Wow.)
(Over acting and weird character.)
How did he ever get married?
(This is getting depressing.)
Who's that angel?
She must be nice.
(Sudden embarrassment.)
Me?
What?
It's you!
You're a diarrhea!
You're like a diarrhea to me!
Diarrhea?
Yes!
Why?
I can't hold it in.
(Sad.)
(Exits with a stinky pick up line!)
(Jang-hoon's next.)
Hey, stop.
You're beautiful.
Don't take off your sunglasses.
(Does he need it to complete his looks?)
You're beautiful.
Thanks.
What's your hobby?
I like traveling.
Do you want to travel a lot?
Yes.
I can
make you travel forever.
I can take you anywhere you want to go to.
I'm different from them.
Should I book the flights?
How about your schedule?
Where do you wanna go?
I want to go to the Maldives.
Right away.
After the Maldives,
since it's hot,
I want to stop by Alaska.
Book it like that.
After stopping over at USA,
I want to go to Alaska.
No more prank calls?
I'm sorry.
(End of a rich man.)
Get back before you get embarrassed.
If there's a place you want to go,
I'll always be there with you.
Do you want to come with me?
I'm sorry.
That's too much.
I'm not a gold digger.
You weren't my style anyways.
(Hee-chul just sits down.)
He's Japanese!
(Glasses magic!)
Dr. Lee?
(Became a trot singer.)
(100% synchronized.)
(Reincarnation of Dr. Lee!)
(Ends with a flare!)
Hello.
I'm
Si-kyung.
I started off with a joke
in case you were nervous.
You're a funny guy.
Are you here alone?
Yes.
I came alone too.
Really?
Sun's too strong here,
do you want to go to that tent?
Excuse me, Mr. Kim.
You have a phone call.
From who?
Your wife.
I'll come home right away.
Yes, ma'am.
(Sits with a guitar!)
She's so pretty.
(Silently tunes his guitar.)
Do you even know how to play?
(She's interested.)
(Natural eye contact!)
(Suddenly it became very romantic.)
(Focused.)
I'm Min Kyung-hoon, the singer.
Min Kyung-hoon, the singer.
Really?
(Angry he's not in character.)
You don't know this song?
Sorry.
I'm here on a tour.
Really?
That's so hot.
You're a great singer.
I am.
Can you sing something else?
(Foreign tour failed.)
(Questionable men barges in.)
(Starts wrestling!)
Hello, I'm the wrestling champion, Ho-dong!
I'm a fan!
(Effective.)
I loved Strong Heart!
(Able to flex his muscles.)
(He's doing something to show off.)
Hello,
I'm Seo Jang-hoon, the basketball player.
(Not even close!)
It didn't go in!
(Total points in his career, 13231.)
(Today, 0.)
Who's your type out of all of us?
We'll do whatever it takes
to get your...
Then, wrestling?
Wrestling?
I like a strong man.
(Ask Us Anything Wrestling Match!)
(Kyung-hoon vs. Kyu-Han.)
Ready.
Set.
Go!
Soo-hyang's watching!
(Pride's on the line!)
Kyung-hoon's got good balance.
Wait!
My button!
Wait!
My pants ripped!
This isn't my pants!
(Gets out of a jam.)
(Lift again.)
He's strong!
He's really strong.
Kyu-han's strong!
He's still holding him!
(Game continues.)
Kyung-hoon's being smart.
Wait!
(Exits with a short scream.)
(Men will know how he feels...)
That hurts so much.
When he was pulling me in,
he elbowed me right there.
There are a lot of low blows in wrestling.
(Yeong-cheol vs. Sang-min.)
Good! Go inside!
(Getting inside!)
That's it!
(Decided in a flash!)
(Unbelievable!)
What move was that?
That's the fanciest move!
(Confused.)
Ready,
set,
go!
(Kyu-Han vs. Sang-min.)
He's strong!
Sang-min's stronger than he looks.
Don't rush in.
(But Kyu-han's not weak either!)
Sang-min was good at something.
(Pushes him down!)
(Becomes the first champion!)
(Upset!)
Can you beat Ho-dong?
I might actually die.
(Special match. Ho-dong vs. Sang-min.)
If Sang-min can last 10 seconds,
give him your number.
If he doesn't, give Ho-dong your number.
Sure.
I think Sang-min can. He's strong.
I was surprised.
(Sang-min's the favorite.)
(Winner of a 10 second fight?)
Start!
(Starts off defending.)
(Tries a surprise attack.)
(Perfectly defended.)
(7 seconds passed.)
I'll go after 8 seconds.
9.
(Lightning speed.)
(Perfect combination of power and technique!)
(Wow!)
(This is the champion's aura.)
In 9.86 seconds,
Ho-dong wins!
That was so cool!)
Then can I...
Have your number?
Too many people around.
Soo-hyang!
Guys!
Why are you here so early!
I missed you so much!
(Excited to see each other.)
So good to see you!
What took you so long!
Let's just stay like this.
I'm sorry but, what was your name again?
Soo-hyang.
You're not that interested in me, right?
Nope.
Then...
You're looking good.
I like tall men.
You're being too easy!
But I like tall guys!
That goes for you too!
What about me?
How can you play with guys without us?
They came on to me!
I was just waiting for you.
(Became criminals.)
Who cares about them.
Look at this bag I bought.
You like luxury brands?
I can buy as much as you want.
(Can't hide his smile!)
He's rich.
He works as a scarecrow.
(24 hours standby.)
He works as long as 8 hours.
(Hard working landlord!)
Isn't my friend cute?
I really like her.
How about you?
You really like girls.
Her. Not you.
Let's choose partners.
Sure.
Hold hands.
(Starts off amorously.)
(But competition for Soo-hyang's expected.)
(Starting already!)
4 people!
(Grabs Hee-chul first.)
(Ho-dong and Kyung-hoon joins!)
(First elimination!)
(Beat the 1/9 odds!)
Get out of here.
Go get us some beers.
Okay.
That guy with a protruding mouth's my type.
Really?
I'll go get some beers.
She likes good kissers.
He's really cool.
Where are you going?
I thought you wanted beer.
But that way leads to a cliff.
(Close one.)
(Soo-mi saved his life!)
Hurry.
(8 people left.)
3 people!
(Hug!)
(Automatically becomes a couple!)
4!
(Soo-hyang's in danger!)
How can we forget Soo-hyang!
She's my partner now!
Second couple,
Ho-dong and Hee-mi!
Hee-mi's not my real name.
It's Lee Hyo-Jin.
Hyo-Jin!
(Let's see my wife's face!)
You guys do look alike.
Let's name our son Si-hoo.
Sure.
Lets.
(Final match start!)
(Special host, Lee Soo-mi.)
(Speed up with the song's tempo.)
(Getting dizzy!)
(Ignored.)
Hurry!
(Hurry!)
You're out.
(Falls from 2 meters up!)
Ex-national team basketball player,
exits because lack of his stamina!
(Final match begins again.)
(Sang-min and Kyung-hoon's fight!)
Sang-min, try to win!
(Interesting game.)
2 people!
(Beats Sang-min with his eyes!)
I should've lost on purpose long ago.
Hold hands for finals.
(Last game per the host's whims!)
(Spins while holding both hands.)
1 person!
Let go of your hands!
We're one.
(Kyung-hoon and Soo-hyang's partners!)
Let's play couple's dodge-ball.
Couple's dodge-ball?
A winning team will win
a key to the room in that resort.
Okay.
A room key.
Is there a hairdresser nearby?
(Annoying.)
This is bothering me.
You have a lot of hair.
(Shiny.)
I saw someone like her in Amazon's Tears.
(Aged too quickly?)
Didn't you have a piercing here?
(Acts it out.)
You saw me cry?
You cried a lot.
I did.
Let's play dodge-ball.
(Getting competitive.)
Honey.
Stop!
It's annoying.
I'm jealous of Ho-dong.
She's so my type.
Shouldn't men do this?
(I'm sorry.)
Why aren't men doing anything?
You look like you'd be good at it.
Why don't you guys protect women?
I thought you majored in recreations.
(Game start!)
(Passes to Ho-dong.)
(Full power throw!)
(Furious.)
(Mind control for Soo-hyang.)
(Became hit Kyung-hoon game.)
He's popular.
(Flinch.)
(Survival instincts takes over love.)
I tried to dodge together.
(Changes target to Kyu-Han!)
He's dependable!
(Physical defense.)
I'm protecting Soo-mi!
Thanks!
Let's work together.
I heard Soo-mi's rich!
(Yeong-cheol wants a surprise attack.)
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
(Soo-mi's fart attack!)
Seriously?
(Dizzy.)
What do you want me to do?
(Can't continue. Game over!)
Kyung-hoon's sweating!
He tried hard to protect me.
Why are you sweating?
Everything fell off!
(Something's up.)
What are you doing?
Stop!
Take off his mic.
For what?
Seriously?
Okay fine!
Just wait.
Someone needs to go in.
Okay just take it slow.
(Last plea.)
(Time to go.)
Come here.
(Innocent bystander in trouble.)
I'm sorry.
Just lift him up.
I can't go in the water!
Why?
I really can't!
You'll regret it!
Why?
I really can't!
One,
two,
three!
(2nd dive!)
Why would we regret it?
(All of a sudden curious.)
Why would we regret it?
Who's that?
Zombie!
(You guys are dead!)
(Zombie!)
(Girlfriend trailer coming soon.)
(1st place idol's here!)
(Cream of the crop!)
We came from sweeping 1st place high-school.
We're the Girlfriend.
Hi!
You won 1st place, gotten prettier and
became a douche, right?
(Eun-ha's wink melts everyone!)
You're a singer?
(Everyone wants to be a singer!)
What's the point of all of this?
I want to be happy until I die.
That's called a manic disorder.
I want to learn boxing.
I want to be able to protect myself.
Just bring pepper spray with you.
You're being too realistic!
(Dreambreaker, Jang-hoon!)
(Tries to win with special skills.)
(From Sin-bi's dance,)
(to a sexy wave!)
(Boyfriend can't lose!)
(Ssamgu style!)
(Um-ji's foreign language attack!)
(But we don't go down easily!)
(Battle of strengths!)
(4 Girlfriend vs. 1 strong Boyfriend!)
(Who wins?)
They're hurt!
(Girlfriend and Boyfriend's collaboration.)
(Perfect chemistry guaranteed!)
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